Elizabeth
Thinking no one is home, a robber breaks into a house, only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.
" What's your name?" he says menacingly to the wife at gunpoint.
" E-E-Elizabeth," she says.
" This is your lucky day," he says. " I can't shoot anyone named Elizabeth because that was my dear mother's name."
He turns to the husband, " What's your name?"
" My name is Harry," says the man. " But everyone calls me Elizabeth."
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